Lay everything bare with your eyes, and you’ll see how all this dirt and grime have long since insidiously buried the savior to all this banality, the deity and student of class 1-2, Sakamoto, and how HE truly deserves to lead us back to a path of greatness that anime has long since been led astray. With the absence of such a character, our stories were tasteless, and this story, just like ours had been, would be so too, with a convolution of archetypical dense leads as dense as lead, busty brainless “supports”, conventional franchise-driven, product-advertising, cash-grabbing studios dragging sideways an unrealistic rendition of what COULD have happened in our youths, hence pandering to the lowest, albeit commonly sought-after pubescent demographic. Someone, who epitomizes vigor, strength and intellect, that inspires and unbounds the coolness deep within our own individuality. That’s right, the omission of a Sakamoto in our lives. Instead, this story presents that of one we have all experienced, through sweat and tears, through journeying a school life so mundane and arduous, through all those lonely and embarrassing moments, and to this day we still ponder what had ruined it all. This story’s premise doesn’t stink with excessive quixotical nihilism, or a spectrally-antithetical cosmic flamboyance, nor is it ostentatious in budget-cramped explosions or drenched in senseless sexual innuendo. You’d be fighting incredulous monsters every second and be damned to well, a bald existence. Forget One Punch Man’s Saitama just like how everyone he’s saved belittles his bald existence. It’s a simple explanation in real life, really: Panty and Male equals to, well, Jail.
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Allow me to hereby inscribe the holy scripture of seraphic diagnosis with respect to Sakamoto, and why any of this information should be not be reprised.Ĭonsign GTO’s Onizuka Eikichi and his biker-educational-reformation to oblivion. Such is the misappropriation of the essence and cachet withheld by some for Sakamoto desu-ga.
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While the masses do revere icons and symbols of divinity, others of heuristic agnosticism, few can appreciate the enrapturing coalescence of the two. It’s quite simple, especially for a thoughtful Solomon who would scrutinize and deeply consider the 2nd last, 6th and 6th last letter of every title of every anime before concluding on a score, to assign Sakamoto desu-ga an objective semblance of pure perfection. Heart of every female and non-asshole male in his vicinity, for everyone to instantly fathom that this man right here, Sakamoto, superabounds over what it takes to be the chef d'oeuvre of all characters, a resounding existence amongst those who don’t exist, in an even more resounding, deafness-impelling, heaven-shattering pièce de résistance that goes by the splendid title: Sakamoto desu-ga? It is without question, almost as splendidly visceral as how the gleam in his eyes decimates the wobbly
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One does not simply require the induction of any mainstream preface to unveil such a magnificent being. Why, of course, would there be such a need? This auxiliary introduction to this mysterious, clean-looking man, unfortunately, doesn’t exist. You’d almost wish it started out like this, there’s that perpetual gnawing going on in the obscured depths of your conscience that bugs you for some normality, some profound simplicity in going about an anime you might never have even heard of.